Nothing here is a progress bar. You hold the item, you do the thing.
Weed
64 strains, each with its own high. Grams come from growers; bags from dealers.
- Grind (grinder) or use grams straight
- Roll — papers → joint, wraps → blunt, tobacco mix → spliff
- Light with a lighter (
E), inhale with E, hold longer for a bigger hit
G passes it to a friend, N ashes it, Z tucks it behind your ear
Bongs and pipes need water and a lighter (J for water). Edibles (brownies, gummies, rice crispies) take a while to kick in and last longer.
You’ll smell of it afterwards. Police and anyone who looks at you closely can tell.
Tobacco
Cigarettes by the pack, cigars (clip with Y), Black & Milds, loose tobacco, plus every vape and juice you’d find at a corner store. Vapes run out of battery — K to charge.
Hookah
Set it up, add water, foil, coals and a flavour. Everyone around it can hit the hose.
Lean
Buy a cup and a soda at any store; get syrup from the street. Pour the soda (E hold), add the syrup, sip (E). 10 uses per syrup bottle. Too many sips and you black out — 40 in an hour and you’re dead.
Cocaine
Place a plate, dump a gram on it, spread it, cut lines, snort. Euphoria stacks. 20 lines in 10 minutes = overdose.
Meth
Load a glass pipe, light, hit. 8 hits in 5 minutes and you start tweaking; 13 and you overdose.
Pills
Open the bottle, take one. Mix and match at your own risk — 5 pills in 5 minutes nods you out, 6 kills.
Heroin
- Smoke: heroin bag → spoon + lighter → paper tube
- Inject: cook on the spoon, draw with a syringe
- Snort: silver tray + razor blade
Heavy use burns spoons, uses up syringes and eventually overdoses.
Stuck holding something? /smokefix. Someone being a nuisance? /slapitem knocks it out of their hand.